Closer You Get To The Toilet

The closer you get to the toilet, the harder it is to hold it in.

Angelina Jolie Has Collected Knives

Angelina Jolie has collected knives ever since she was 12 and used to cut herself during sex to increase the pleasure of the experience.

Prefer To Cancel Their First Date....

90% of women would prefer to cancel their first date rather than show up without make up.

‎98% People Feel Uncomfortable

‎98% people feel uncomfortable when the tv volume is an odd number.

Barack Obama Is The First One

Barack Obama is the first one to brew beer in the White House!

Facebook's oldest user

Facebook's oldest user is 104...and she updates from an iPad.